Today's Lesson: ToFunky

If you're ever offered ToFurkey (Tofu Turkey), just say no. Actually just run. Don't even bother answering. Just run away. It's THAT bad. Skip the too clever, punny name. And the fact that the gravy is the best part of the entire packaged "meal". And there's not nearly enough of it to make up for the rest of the "food". It's just horrible.

I tried Tofurkey this Sat and the rest of my weekend was almost shot. ToFurkey bumped saltless crackers up into the tasty snack category. It would make diet tonic water seem savory. I'll refrain from naming the brand thinking that if one could be this bad, the rest can't be much better.

It's hard even typing with thoughts of that blob in my head, but press on, they say. So, if you have MyCokeRewards codes from 12/24-packs &/or 20oz'ers of Coke products to donate, send them in to HelpAKid.

Thanks. And remember to keep smiling.