Day 31: Yosemite, Ahwahnee, Ugottabekiddingme. Coke, C'mon.

He we are trying to give a needy kid a well-deserved prize and all Coke's got to offer is a stint in a stone cottage in Yosemite.

Jellystone, I'd buy, but Yosemite? It's nice and all, but Yosemite is for appreciating the beauty nature has to offer. What our St. Jude boy needs is his hair whipped back and his just-eaten polish sausage about to introduce itself to the $2.75 stuffed toucan he won for $25 of ring-the-milk-bottle he's got crammed in his crotch. And then he needs to skip the line and do it all again.

We're making progress on earning our boy a trip to Six Flags but still need more 12-pack codes. If you've got MyCokeRewards codes to help the cause, send em to HelpAKid. Thanks. And remember to keep smiling.

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