Day 10: More MyCokeRewards or Mrs. Money Gets It

I'm serious y'all. I'm gonna scope up and— hell, who am I kidding. They're too cute together. Plus, they guarantee Chicago at least one winning team this year.

Unfortunately for dudes still sporting ankle-length wallet chains (with no wallets attached, no doubt), VV's engagement officially signals an end to one of the bestest ever looks with pickup scam attached— Have no game but fake it so I'm-in-a-band-we-just-haven't-named-ourselves-yet hard that it looks like you have game.

Maybe they could go white belt, ratty hair, upturned polo, tight jeans— wait, what? Oh, really? What about one or two painted nails and a lip ring? Done that too? My bad.

Well then, I invite the lost throngs to, in the spirit of American girls blindly adopting The Rachel, adopt a poor kid's dream to be in a movie and send in MyCokeRewards caps to HelpAKid.

Codes trickling in but I ain't complaining. Thanks for all. And remember to keep smiling.

mycokerewards total= 877